Look, it’s a blog I didn’t even know I had!

So, it turns out that life is unfair, and that even though I am now making less money than I have ever made in my life, I am doing more work. I know I should man up about this, but instead, I mostly sleep. I can’t even get drunk. I’m too tired. Wow! I don’t know if that gets filed away under “positive” or “negative” on the Life  Changes Continuum. Note that I auto-editorialized it as a negative thing.

Needless to say, putting in 12-14 hours of work a day puts a real stop to other internet activities, like downloading porn, updating Twitter, and writing on this blog. But I’m going out of town for a week tomorrow, so I thought I’d play catch up today. The best thing about internet porn is, it’s ever-changing and full of surprises. I had no idea you could do some of these things, but as it turns out, you really can. I’m so glad this is how I spent my Sunday!

The other thing I did today was eat 5 quesadillas. The thing about quesadillas is, they’re not a good measure of productivity — but I always fool myself into thinking, “It’s better than just eating this apple here, because I got up and assembled ingredients and turned on the stove AND SO ON.” That statement is a good example of the kind of self-evasion I do when I actually have spare time. An apple is always better than 5 quesadillas, and folding some cheese into a tortilla does not count as “productivity,” and to the best of my knowledge, cheese and bread does not include anything in the fruit or vegetable food groups.  This is unfortunate but true. Now you can see why it’s better for me to have a job than to blog or “cook.”

The end.