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	<title>Reverse Paranoia</title>
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	<description>the cat lady speaks</description>
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		<title>The only good Commie is one that gives us a Powerpoint of their interrogation technique.</title>
		<link>http://reverseparanoia.com/2008/07/02/the-only-good-commie-is-one-that-gives-us-a-powerpoint-of-their-interrogation-technique/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:19:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lindsey</dc:creator>
		
	<category>politics</category>
	<category>war</category>
	<category>guantanamo bay</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Ooofa! Recently updated lead article on nytimes.com:
The military trainers who came to Guantanamo Bay in December 2002 based an entire interrogation class on a chart showing the effects of “coercive management techniques” for possible use on prisoners, including “sleep deprivation,” “prolonged constraint,” and “exposure.”
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/02/us/02detain.html?_r=1&#038;hp&#038;oref=slogin" target="_blank">Ooofa!</a> Recently updated lead article on nytimes.com:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>The military trainers who came to Guantanamo Bay in December 2002 based an entire interrogation class on a chart showing the effects of “coercive management techniques” for possible use on prisoners, including “sleep deprivation,” “prolonged constraint,” and “exposure.”</em></p>
<p><em>What the trainers did not say, and may not have known, was that their chart had been copied verbatim from a 1957 Air Force study of Chinese Communist techniques used during the Korean War to obtain confessions, many of them false, from American prisoners.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>I know there&#8217;s no one in the known universe who needs more ammo to support the idea that Guantanamo is an egregious black mark on American history, but this pretty much takes the cake.
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		<title>Abortion Counseling &#8220;Conundrum&#8221; is NOT the pro-choice condundrum</title>
		<link>http://reverseparanoia.com/2008/06/30/abortion-counseling-conundrum-is-not-the-pro-choice-condundrum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lindsey</dc:creator>
		
	<category>sex</category>
	<category>feminism</category>
	<category>abortion</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hmm. This article about post-abortion counseling is a little too quick to implicate the pro-choice movement in pushing aside women&#8217;s feelings about abortion in some kind of power bid.  The author writes,
After all, the feminist movement is built upon the cornerstone of women controlling their reproductive destinies &#8212; on the imperative of valuing women’s lives over the potential for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm. <a href="http://www.prospect.org/cs/articles?article=the_abortion_counseling_conundrum" target="_blank">This article about post-abortion counseling</a> is a little too quick to implicate the pro-choice movement in pushing aside women&#8217;s feelings about abortion in some kind of power bid.  The author writes,</p>
<blockquote><p>After all, the feminist movement is built upon the cornerstone of women controlling their reproductive destinies &#8212; on the imperative of valuing women’s lives over the potential for life represented by a pregnancy. In the past, that often meant not talking at all about post-abortive women’s feelings about the fetus.</p></blockquote>
<p>Hunh?  Maybe &#8220;not talking at all about post-abortive women&#8217;s feelings about the fetus&#8221; was just a helpful way of diverting attention away from the pro &#8220;life&#8221; movement&#8217;s favorite tactic&#8211; sentimentality.  Ever been to a rally?  I doubt most pro choice organizations would agree with this characterization of their motives for not being all, &#8220;Mwah, I cried after my abortion.&#8221;  First of all, not everyone needs counseling after an abortion.  The article acknowledges the fact that there is no &#8220;syndrome&#8221; identified, yet.  Second of all, just because some women do need counseling doesn&#8217;t negate the fact that the right to an abortion is important. </p>
<p>Nowhere does the article factually prove the pro choice organizations are willfully withholding $$ from these counseling groups, like <a href="http://jezebel.com/397531/the-pro+choice-movement-proving-the-anti+choice-movement-right" target="_blank">this synopsis on Jezebel</a> would seem to imply.  In fact, I would like to know who the organization the author describes (Exhale, see <a href="http://www.4exhale.org/">http://www.4exhale.org/</a>) solicits for funding and gets turned down by&#8211; because according to their annual report, 80% of their annual funding in 2005 was provided by foundations, among them several Planned Parenthood branches, which I think is pretty clearly a nod of support by the &#8220;pro choice movement.&#8221;</p>
<p>This would be a much better article if it emphasized the real point, which is hidden&#8211; general health foundations are wary of these programs, much more so than some monolithic &#8220;pro choice movement.&#8221;  Clearly the bigger issue, as always, and only underlining the entire purpose of being supportive of choice and reproductive freedom.
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		<title>Flight of the Conchords</title>
		<link>http://reverseparanoia.com/2008/06/30/flight-of-the-conchords/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lindsey</dc:creator>
		
	<category>tv</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is with this TV show ?  I know it&#8217;s generated some serious fan mania with a certain demographic.  And I know I&#8217;m about a year late, but I never had cable in NYC, and now I live in Mexico, so shut up.  I just watched an episode last night, and sometimes I laughed, but most of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_of_the_Conchords_%28TV_series%29" target="_blank">this TV show</a> ?  I know it&#8217;s generated some serious fan <a href="http://thethinkingtank.wordpress.com/2008/06/29/flight-of-the-conchords/" target="_blank">mania</a> with a certain demographic.  And I know I&#8217;m about a year late, but I never had cable in NYC, and now I live in Mexico, so shut up.  I just watched an episode last night, and sometimes I laughed, but most of the time, I wanted to cry.  That&#8217;s almost 2 bucks I would like someone to pay me back, not to mention 27 minutes of my life.  For one, the larger dude is way creepy.  Way.  Not funny, comedian, roly poly fat guy creepy, but straight up bizarro.  I was torn between wanting to shave him in his sleep and slamming the computer screen shut.  And no, he doesn&#8217;t resemble anyone I&#8217;ve ever slept with, so that&#8217;s not the source of my mysteriously powerful resentment.  He just affirms my deeply-held belief that no one should ever travel to New Zealand for fun. Plus, isn&#8217;t that where those jerks take hobbit tours?  No no.  No.  Not going there on my honeymoon.  Not going anywhere in the forseeable future, actually, so long as air fares remain what they are, but NZ is not even in my Golden Retirement Plan anymore.  Sorry to my future husband, but that means Israel just edged into the top 100. 
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		<title>Spam/Russian bride, Bloggingheads tackles &#8220;women&#8217;s issues,&#8221; kitten3</title>
		<link>http://reverseparanoia.com/2008/06/29/spamrussian-bride-bloggingheads-tackles-womens-issues-kitten3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 19:13:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lindsey</dc:creator>
		
	<category>feminism</category>
	<category>politics</category>
	<category>race</category>
	<category>web</category>
	<category>cats</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Svetlana, my future Russian bride, sent me this plaintive missile today:
I started to search the man as to me very alone and 29 years and I do not have man if you wish to begin with me correspondence or easier to begin acquaintance
tell to me your answer. I shall wait much!
Nevermind that she thinks I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Svetlana, my future Russian bride, sent me this plaintive missile today:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>I started to search the man as to me very alone and 29 years and I do not have man if you wish to begin with me correspondence or easier to begin acquaintance<br />
tell to me your answer. I shall wait much!</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Nevermind that she thinks I&#8217;m a man, or that hitting &#8220;Reply&#8221; will bomb my hard drive&#8211; that&#8217;s golden prose.</p>
<p>On the subject of attractive women, <a href="http://feministing.com/archives/009478.html" target="_blank">here are two hitting new lows</a> in the bizarre Michelle Obama media circus, this time on Bloggingheads talking about Obama&#8217;s arms. Yup. And this is one of many reasons why net-based media, no matter how finely it rakes the muck, still looks a lot like child&#8217;s play to the old school. Not to say TV media is much better. (Remember, <a href="http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2008/06/13/baby_mama/" target="_blank">Fox News thinks baby mama</a> is an appropriate epithet on the evening news.)</p>
<p>This next segue is&#8230; not a segue.</p>
<p>Walking into work on Thursday, I heard the (now-unmistakable) high-pitched bleats of a kitten. I paused in the alley next door, where the resident drunk is always faithfully nursing a <em>caguama</em> (the Mexican answer to a 40 oz.) and offering to wash my car for a few pesos. And there was a tiny kitten, tied with what looked like a shoelance around his neck to the drunk&#8217;s bucket, which was filled with cleaning supplies and empty beer bottles.Needless to say, he came home with me. (The kitten, not the drunk.)</p>
<p>Tentatively, we&#8217;re calling him Ozzy. He weighs in at about 2.2 lbs. of sheer, unadulterated kitten energy. He&#8217;s got a clean bill of health, two recently-descended testicles, and he&#8217;s making a fierce daily bid to destroy my other two cats, who outweigh him by 10 and 19 pounds, respectively.</p>
<p>I am aware of the fact that I need to immediately stop acquiring cats on the street. With Ozzy, we&#8217;re officially at three street rescues. That puts the cat to human ratio at 3:2. A wise man once told me that as soon as your pets outnumber your humans, the revolution isn&#8217;t far behind.</p>
<p><a href="http://s295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/paranoidlindsey/?action=view&#038;current=IMG_4239.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="oz1" src="http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/paranoidlindsey/IMG_4239.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://s295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/paranoidlindsey/?action=view&#038;current=IMG_4256.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="Photobucket" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/paranoidlindsey/IMG_4256.jpg" align="middle" /></a> <a href="http://s295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/paranoidlindsey/?action=view&#038;current=IMG_4261.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" src="http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/paranoidlindsey/IMG_4261.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://s295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/paranoidlindsey/?action=view&#038;current=IMG_4263.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="Photobucket" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/paranoidlindsey/IMG_4263.jpg" /></a>
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		<title>Fail, cats</title>
		<link>http://reverseparanoia.com/2008/06/25/fail-cats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:23:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lindsey</dc:creator>
		
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	<category>cats</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I Googled the word &#8220;fail&#8221; and found this.  It&#8217;s a suprisingly effective interpretative trick, looking at a series of photos and knowing that each one is labeled FAIL.  Personally, I always award any glaring pratfall with a hearty, out-loud, &#8220;Fail!&#8221;  It doesn&#8217;t go over that convincingly in Mexico, but I&#8217;m here to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I Googled the word &#8220;fail&#8221; and found <a href="http://mediaeater.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">this</a>.  It&#8217;s a suprisingly effective interpretative trick, looking at a series of photos and knowing that each one is labeled FAIL.  Personally, I always award any glaring pratfall with a hearty, out-loud, &#8220;Fail!&#8221;  It doesn&#8217;t go over that convincingly in Mexico, but I&#8217;m here to change that.  One step at a time.</p>
<p>On the subject of fail:  <a href="http://jezebel.com/5019658/awww" target="_blank">Stop!</a>  A voluntary seeing-eye cat.  </p>
<p>I swear to God, someday, I&#8217;ll have a cat like that.  Meanwhile, I&#8217;m thankful for <a href="http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-Your-Cat-When-He-Can't-Do-It-Himself" target="_blank">this wiki-how</a>, which advises, and I quote, &#8220;After your cat&#8217;s first &#8216;butt-bath&#8217;, you may have to briefly clean and work on trimming your cat&#8217;s rear.&#8221;  It also advises that I pay my overweight cat special attention throughout his &#8220;personal makeover&#8221;&#8211; i.e., the process of me shaving and cleaning his asshole and cat peen&#8211; so that &#8220;[we] are still friends.&#8221;  Jesus, I wouldn&#8217;t want to lose his friendship, or anything.</p>
<p>Insert FAIL:</p>
<p><a href="http://s295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/paranoidlindsey/?action=view&#038;current=IMG_3466.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/paranoidlindsey/IMG_3466.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></p>
<p><em>You probably can&#8217;t tell, but the one on the bottom is also a cat.  Swear.</em></p>
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		<title>Bush energy policy, Michelle, and (flipside of) Cabo</title>
		<link>http://reverseparanoia.com/2008/06/24/june-24/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:50:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lindsey</dc:creator>
		
	<category>feminism</category>
	<category>politics</category>
	<category>race</category>
	<category>environment</category>
	<category>Mexico</category>
	<category>Los Cabos</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The roundup:
from Thomas L. Friedman, The New York Times
It is hard for me to find the words to express what a massive, fraudulent, pathetic excuse for an energy policy this is.
from Erin Aubry Kaplan, Salon.com
And unlike Barack, she was a typical black American with no transcendent story about immigrant parents and being raised in exotic [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The roundup:</strong></p>
<p>from Thomas L. Friedman, <em>The New York Times</em></p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/22/opinion/22friedman.html?em&#038;ex=1214452800&#038;en=9e18876aa91d9df1&#038;ei=5087%0A" target="_blank">It is hard for me to find the words to express what a massive, fraudulent, pathetic excuse for an energy policy this is.</a></p></blockquote>
<p>from Erin Aubry Kaplan, <em>Salon.com</em></p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2008/06/24/michelle_obama/" target="_blank">And unlike Barack, she was a typical black American with no transcendent story about immigrant parents and being raised in exotic locales&#8230; All of this confuses white people mightily, far more than Barack&#8217;s biracial status. In their frame of reference, Michelle has no reason to be angry and every reason to be content&#8230; Michelle&#8217;s very presence is forcing the possibility of an enormous paradigm shift we&#8217;ve never had to make &#8212; that is, from whites at the top assessing blacks in America to blacks at the top assessing America itself.</a></p></blockquote>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://s295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/paranoidlindsey/?action=view&#038;current=protest8.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="salvemos turismo" src="http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/paranoidlindsey/protest8.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>
<p><em>Living in Cabo, Mexico on the flipside: enduring trickle down government corruption and an industry almost solely reliant on tourism without the infrastructure to support it.  In this case, hundreds of tour bus drivers protested a Supreme Court decision to only allow the taxi cab mafia to transport tourists on municipal roads (i.e., everywhere, except from the airport to the hotel).  Now tourists will have to board stinky taxis with mostly uneducated, dangerous drivers and pay top peso just to cross the highway to get from Point A to Point B.  And the American press hasn&#8217;t picked up on this yet, because the papers are always saturated with thinly-veiled press releases from companies with substantial financial incentive to maintain Cabo&#8217;s Stateside image of glamor and sparkling seas.</em></p>
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		<title>Hang tight.</title>
		<link>http://reverseparanoia.com/2008/06/18/hang-tight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 23:47:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lindsey</dc:creator>
		
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<p>Meanwhile: lindsey AT reverse paranoia DOT com.
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